Ribboned

The Rules: 1. You must post the rules. 2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal 3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post 4. Create 11 new questions for the tagged people to answer. 5. Tag 11 people and post their icons on your journal. Be sure to tell your friends you have tagged them. 6. No "you're tagged if you're reading this" in the tagged section. Five Things About Me: 1.  I have an obsession with pigs. 2.  I would much prefer having multiple boyfriends at one time but my current one disapproves of such a notion. 3.  I kind of regret receiving a college education.  It has done abs

Fucking spawn of the devil. They're little bastards. Why do people get cats?  They're terrible.  Absolutely terrible. I woke up to one biting my face 'affectionately' along with my neck.  When all I did was continuously roll over to get my face away, it started pawing my face.  In a fit of anger I sat up and shoved it off the bed.  Within two seconds it returned to what it was doing before (annoying the shit out of me).  So I chucked it across the room.  It merely returned and continued doing what it did. So I sprayed it with perfume and it scampered. But it seems to have remembered this as upon my return from a lunch with my Dean, I fou